I think we need to clone him for future generations.
Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.
Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.
Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.
every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend
Women have an unfair advantage in business because they can get to the top in much fewer steps. An MRA cartoon.
- credit to Poopy Palpy
imagine cabin pressure as a mockumentary style workplace comedy in the vein of parks and rec
*stands to the left of chris evans and starts telling jokes, hoping*
you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them
like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair
why is “hey ma” a thing like why do you think that’s a reasonable way to refer to me? stop catcalling me, or I will track down your actual mother and discuss your behavior with her, young man
Me too, Aragorn. Me too.
bunnies and cats because bunnies and cats
"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom
"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"
this is what patrick tweeted me for the people asking
*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me
*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius
*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart
*quiet james potter voice* engorgio
*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*