please refer to me as 'madam president'

at the point in time at which my mother named me, she believed that my name was welsh for ‘peace’, which she thought was really cute and clever because my middle name is derived from a hebrew name meaning ‘flower’ or ‘lily’

peace lily. she tried to name me frickin peace lily. my name was supposed to be a frickin pun god damn it mom

allgirlheistfilm:

back to school goals: be as ruthless as frank underwood

and suddenly i realised…

denchgang:

…i was my own problematic fave

vegetablematrix:

you ever wish you could text your dog

wtfhistory:

ambivalent-peaks:

youtube-personalities:

The real reason you’re circumcised — [x]

Clever history lesson/ myth busting about circumcision 

It’s true. It’s all true.

camaelczarka:

Xena Screencaps +Text Posts

[caps from here]

airedmania:

cvasquez:

"You’re not immortal. I musta heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword."

And Kevin Feige talmbout “the right time for a black lead in the MCU”…..

Autism Speaks Masterpost (new! Updated 6/20/14)

goldenheartedrose:

Trigger warnings for ableism, abuse, autistic “therapy”, discussion of a cure, discussion of murder, eugenics, the way Autism Speaks uses their research, etc. All of this is under a cut. Be forewarned.

When a person thinks of the term “Autism Awareness” in the United…

hey everyone

taggedrne:

im going to be taking a 15 minute hiatus from tumblr to take a shower. i have a queue set up so don’t worry. please don’t try to miss me too much!!!

geoffsayshi:

krystvega:

The African Renaissance Monument in Senegal, larger that the Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty .. Things you don’t see in mainstream media.
@KrystVegaNeteru

This is beautiful.

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD