please refer to me as 'madam president'
"I was at the Oscars once, for Serpico. That was the second time I was nominated. I was sitting in the third or fourth row with Diane Keaton. Jeff Bridges was there with his girl. No one expected me to come. I was a little high. Somebody had done something to my hair, blew it or something, and I looked like I had a bird’s nest on my head, a real mess. I sat there and tried to look indifferent because I was so nervous. Any time I’m nervous, I try to put on an indifferent or a cold look. At one point, I turned to Jeff Bridges and said, "Hey, looks like there won’t be time to get to the Best Actor awards." He gave me a strange look. He said, "Oh, really?" I said, "It’s over, the hour is up." He said, "It’s three hours long." I thought it was an hour TV show, can you imagine that? And I had to pee bad. So I popped a Valium. Actually, I was eating Valium like they were candy. Chewed on them. Finally came the Best Actor. Can you imagine the shape I was in? I couldn’t have made it to the stage. I was praying, "Please don’t let it be me. Please." And I hear … "Jack Lemmon." I was just so happy I didn’t have to get up, because I never would have made it."

Title: Pale Blue Eyes
Artist: The Velvet Underground
Played: 71261 times

Thought of you as my mountain top
Thought of you as my peak
Thought of you as everything
I’ve had, but couldn’t keep


arhizomaticghost:

literally every NY person who comes to LA

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

chiaradr:

Vaporize FW14

castiowls:

black-nata:

i keep reading all these headcanons about human!impala (dark-haired dude with green eyes, vixen in long black dress, etc.) and not one of them sticks because all i can image is a big, muscly black guy in his late 30s dressed head-to-toe in black leather that refuses to be called anything but ‘Baby’ by an alarmed yet aroused dean winchester

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marauders4evr:

otherworldly-words:

shiyoonkim:

Hermione’s last minute study crunch before exams!

okay I’m gonna reblog this again because last time I didn’t say what I thought about this picture

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. This makes the universe of Harry Potter so much more magical than I ever dreamed it to be. In the movies and books it’s like an average library with magic books, but this picture shows a Hogwarts alive and brimming with magic. The shelves are impossibly tall because you can enchant stuff to help you reach, so why SHOULDN’T the shelves be huge? I love the girls walking on books like stairs, the cat who got caught on a flying book, Hermione sitting on a book like a chair, everyone’s casual confidence in their unbelievable magic because it’s natural to them. It’s part of their everyday lives. I love the Harry Potter world so much that it hurts, and this picture is gorgeous and makes me relive the magic I have loved since I was little.

This reminds me a lot of the Harry Potter video games, especially Chamber of Secrets. When you have to sneak into the library at night, you see all of the book zooming around and you’re climbing the shelves and leaping from shelf to shelf. It’s pretty cool.

thecutestofthecute:

In honor of Autumn coming soon, here are some happy dogs that love the fall weather are aren’t afraid to show it. Have a great day everyone.

nursingmemes:

It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem

More on why Gordon Ramsay is the worst

bard-core:

theyearsiwasashipwreck:

FOUL-mouthed chef Gordon Ramsay has shocked a public audience by vilifying high profile Australian journalist Tracy Grimshaw in an obscene, sexist rant. 

The putrid tirade, which included references to Grimshaw’s looks, sexuality and depictions of her as a pig, shocked audiences who went to see the celebrity chef at the Good Food and Wine Show in Melbourne. 

Ramsay told an audience of several thousand people that Grimshaw was “a lesbian”, the Sunday Herald Sun reports.

When the crowd reacted with gasps, he said: “What? I’m not saying she’s a …” 

The phrase that Ramsay used was a highly derogatory term often used to describe lesbians. 

Ramsay also showed a picture of a woman - who appeared to be naked - on her hands and knees with the features of a pig and multiple breasts. 

"That’s Tracy Grimshaw," he told the audience. “I had an interview with her yesterday - holy crap. 

"She needs to see Simon Cowell’s Botox doctor." 

Ramsay - who later dismissed the comments as a joke - went on with more innuendos about Grimshaw’s sexual preference and activities. 

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/news/gordon-ramsay-targets-tracy-grimshaw-in-rant/story-fna7dq6e-1225727893435#ixzz2YO6JDCcK

A little video of the rebuttal from Tracy if anyone is interested

finalproblem:

infinisea:

AWW YIS

Baker Street “features an alternative Sherlock Holmes world where the values and class system of Victorian era England carried over into a late 20th Century where World War II never occurred. The story mainly concerns a group of punks attempting to solve a series of murders reminiscent of the Jack the Ripper killings of the late 19th century.” (x)

FILM ASK GAME

badwollf:

  1. What’s the most depressing movie you’ve ever watched?
  2. What’s the most disturbing movie you’ve ever watched?
  3. An actor/actress you’ve seen in more than 8 movies? Name the movies.
  4. A film you could watch on repeat for the rest of your life?
  5. What’s the very first film you…

howling-at-the-stars:

Nothing turns on a girl more than good fight choreography.

What is it called if I am a lesbian but I would not have sex with a woman with male genitalia?
Anonymous

canis-familiaris:

ho-matoran:

gurlgermz:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

a transmisogynist

-queercomrade

….no

Have sex with me or you hate me. Sound logic.

If your social justice sounds like what abusers and rapists say to their victims, you’re in trouble.

the other white girl at this bus stop keeps giving me dirty looks like. I’m sorry what is your problem I’m wearing deoderant and everything is this not enough for you

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