please refer to me as 'madam president'

rectumofglory:

submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

agoodcartoon:

Women have an unfair advantage in business because they can get to the top in much fewer steps. An MRA cartoon.
- credit to Poopy Palpy

imagine cabin pressure as a mockumentary style workplace comedy in the vein of parks and rec

Posted 1 hour ago      

merricats:

*stands to the left of chris evans and starts telling jokes, hoping*

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

why is “hey ma” a thing like why do you think that’s a reasonable way to refer to me? stop catcalling me, or I will track down your actual mother and discuss your behavior with her, young man

Posted 2 hours ago   2 notes    

queenerestor:

Me too, Aragorn. Me too.

sirensongfashion:

Rinko Kikuchi by Jumbo Tsui for Jalouse China December 2013

bunnika:

bunnies and cats because bunnies and cats

tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom

lildarkvixen:

"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"

tiffanysblews:

this is what patrick tweeted me for the people asking

deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*